Pigs Fly – The GalASStic Musical

With 21 days to slim down—or blow up—our intrepid space adventurers must outsmart their AI overlord, corporate absurdity, and the universe’s worst weight-loss plan.  

In this satirical sci-fi musical comedy, four space travellers awaken on the H.M.S. Porcus, excited to start their new lives on a distant colony with the promise of a saving humanity—until the ship’s uncooperative AI, Jessica, informs the crew that they have gained a massive amount of weight while in suspended animation.

Now deemed a “drain on resources,” they are doomed to explode with the ship unless they lose enough weight to pass the new world’s standards. What starts as a desperate weight-loss mission quickly unravels into a battle against bureaucratic absurdity, corporate negligence, and the very definition of human worth. With a mix of sharp humor, musical numbers, and unexpected twists, Pigs Fly is a hilarious and biting critique of diet culture, capitalism, and the impossible standards society places on our bodies

CONTENT AND SENSORY ADVISORIES: Haze, simulated emergency with fog, lighting and sound, coarse language, body politics.

ALL PERFORMANCES ARE MASK MANDATORY

RUN TIME:
Wednesday May 14 9:00 PM – 60 minutes
Friday May 16 7:00 PM- 120 minute Double-Bill, 15 Minute intermission (paired with …! (The Balloon Show))